Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Beauty tips from the eyes of the beholder

A friend of mine has an opinion. This person is too lazy to start a blog of his own. I am not gonna say who this person is. But he has something interesting to say. The thing I liked about his writing was that he was honest and wrote what he felt. Some might find it offensive but everyone has a right to express their thoughts. So here's what he has to say

"Sometimes I hate god for snorting a line every time when he has to go and make a girl, which is one of the lamest excuses he gives to find beauty in every woman and that too for different reasons in different areas in different proportions. A respectable & perverted start to say something nice about women when i have to tell some bitter truth about few women which bothers every guy who appreciates and respects women for their beauty(inner soul,outer body & *winks*).

I still remember the day when I stepped into the land with beautiful beaches with a hope of clearing the cob webs in my heart (my heart is situated in a different place*winks again*) which was intact for 18 yrs and unfortunately it is still intact..I am just another man who wants to love a lady with ful2 passion and love.Only those who have been marked by good luck have been telling me that love is all about inner beauty which gives intense pleasure, satisfaction and blah blah, but the truth is that every human being gets attracted to beauty which pleases his vision and likes to dream of something beautiful.

Majority of the Indian minds are designed in such a way that they find women attractive only if she has a fair complexion!.Unlike other cities in India, Chennai has fabulous girls in all flavors & ice creams in all shapes and sizes having dark, dusky and fair(they are called ‘semma figures’) complexion. They have the perfect raw materials in the factory but marketing and advertisement is very poor. Now I am going to think of some examples and comparisons which would add more value to the philosophy. Ladies in Chennai=Car then, the engine is completely perfect but the looks are not maintained due to lack of servicing and tinkering work. Its like sitting in a luxurious car which has not been to car wash center for a really long time. Ladies in Chennai=food, then lets talk about Italian restaurants which serve boiled potatoes with chopped parsley not just to make it tastier but also to make it look beautiful which attracts the customer and eventually the customer falls for the beauty.

My examples do suck but if my motive is understood it will enlighten many lives(especially beauty lovers). Sometimes I see women who are hairier than me. That definitely doesn't mean that that they are ugly but "ignorance eventually leads to product failure". It is completely displeasing in appearance and all it can do is to attract some lice. But they can definitely attract some men if they take care of themselves and try to be themselves rather than trying to be someone else who is born attractive. Everyone cant be supremely favored by the gods to be blessed with a pleasing enough face to please every1 and hot enough physical mass to impress the mass but every lady in the town is glorified with a unique beauty. One girl wore a mini skirt just because it looks hot on her best friend and that made her look uglier than her recently married sister who doesn't have an incentive to look better now. She should stick to that traditional Saree which is hotter than any other outfit in this whole world. The roadside pani puri tastes really good but how many people really know about it. The marketing strategy plays an important role in selling any product. The roadside vendor couldn't impress Mr and Mrs.D.K.BOSE because BOSE D.K believes in restaurants who serve in plates.

My paragraph with all the cheap & ridiculous examples is not to hurt people bearing two X chromosomes. My motive is to just let them know that they are wasting their beauty and grace by not showcasing it in a proper way. Under- utilization is Underrated. In Chennai, beauty parlors are cheap and they have special offers so my friend took my advice, and she looks hotter now. ME is attracted to her now & she still thinks that ME is impressed by her sense of humor. They have it in them and they have to open those rich materials, Unleash the fury and show the wild side as soon as possible.

ME sounds so desperate for richness and enhanced version of woman's beauty. Ladies don't neglect your life by not looking gorgeous coz my grandpa said practice makes the man perfect and beauty makes the woman beautiful. He drinks very often. ME is definitely not a very handsome person to talk about beauty, shapes & sizes but that doesn't stop me from giving you the social message & the conclusion! Some stoned babas in Himalayas and few scientists believe that this world is coming to an end by 2012, and I am afraid. They already made a movie also.So Please look like an angel before that happens cos every girl has an angel within her(What a punch dialogue sirji?). Lets make this world a heavenly place and I want to be perplexed to chose the best. Pakaaoed by ME"

8 comments:

Aravindh K said...

Right said "ME". You have been pretty frank and the blog reads REALITY. Keep writing. Just start a blog of your own. Don't piggyback on feminist's blogpages.

Anonymous said...

This is pointless and badly written..
i wonder wht u liked abt it so to put it up

Preethi said...

its drives home wat u ve wanted to say pri!!..awesome stuff man!!!...really frank stuff and way to go:):):)

Shailesh said...

Its true that guys fall for looks. But the post is poorly written and says nothing new than what discussed in canteen and corner shops :)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

ahem.. very nice read :P and i quite agree with your analogies.. i have a pervert quote my frnd once taught me abt chennai guys.. but i'm not gonna unleash it here.. will save it for later :P

karthik said...

nice ...truth hurts ...im hurt

jibbu said...

ya... fuck political correctness ... and to the commiserating macha : its chennai thats sorta cursed in this respect... borrowing vadivels classification, many potential "jill"s are left to degrade into "jang"s and "juck"s owing to negligence... sad...

AC said...

priya .. i cant add anything to it. he stole the words from mouth. facts can be painful but they have to be dealt with.