D'oh..............!!!!!

The answers to most of these questions i am frequently asked is invariably d'oh.......!!!!!!!
(I am writing this post with fumes coming out of my ears)

*Outside the doctors clinic my mom's friend sees me with a running nose holding a hankie and asks "Why are ypu sneezing? Oh so you have a cold????"

*My friend after stamping my feet with pointed heels :"Oh my god did that hurt????"

*My teacher : "Dont be late to class . Give me an answer?????" (first of all when did u ask me a question????

*"Why are you crying??? Is there any problem???(When did crying become people's hobby???)

*I am bored. Don't irritate me.(Man i think u need to visit a psychatrist)

*I am a vegetarian . People ask me"So you dont eat meat???"

*This is the worst of it all:
My friend:"Thats my boyfriend. How's he???? Do you like him??"
(Man ! jees will u like it if i like him???? And moreover my choices arent that bad u see")

style or substance???

The other day i came across this awesome saying:
"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance".
My take on this coming soon................................

The Good , Bad and the Ugly

A general observation :
After meeting (rather seeing) many men i have come to the following conclusions:
( I know apperances are deceptive ...... but think about it ....)

1. Most fat men are very sweet and helpful (They might be disgusting, but thats immaterial).

2. Most Short fat men are even more sweet.

3. Fat men with glasses are nice but not as nice when compared to the former.

4.Most thin tall men are very snobish and have an i dont care attitude .

5. Many Thin tall men with glasses are even more snobish.

6. Thin short men are similar to thin tall men.

7. Thin short men with glasses are generally similar to the thin tall men with glasses category.

8.Coming to the niether short nor tall, neither fat nor thin category, these men are neither sweet nor harsh ,either helpful or a nuisance ................................... something like the candy :centre shock . Eat it and u'll get to know them.

The lost gift

Its a precious gift, everyone is born with,
people liked me when i had it.

They wished i had it with me for long,
without losing it too soon.

With it, the world seemed bright and beautiful,
Each and every day was fruitful.

As days went by,my curiosity became wild,
With every bitter experience,
With every tryst with failure,
This gift was lost forever.

Once lost i couldnt get it back.
But, just envy those who still have
THE GIFT OF INNOCENCE.