30 Undeniable facts about the 'Average Indian Male'

1. The average Indian male stares at women.
2. The average Indian male thinks he can woo girls by humming random songs or whistling.
3. The average Indian male aspires to go to Amerikaaaaa.
4. The average Indian made has at least one matrimonial profile.
5. The average Indian male always wants a virgin, slim, and fair skinned wife.
6. The average Indian male never praises his wife. 
7. The average Indian male loves cricket more than his wife. 
8. The average Indian male never buys roses regularly for his wife.
9. The average Indian male thinks he is doing a favour if he cooks for his wife.  
10. The average Indian male doesn't know how to give his wife pleasant surprises.
11. The average Indian male never pulls up the chair for a woman.
12. The average Indian male never gives a woman the way in a crowd. 
13. The average Indian male is pampered by his mother. 
14. The average Indian male wears dirty socks. 
15. The average Indian male watches porn.
16. The average Indian male always idolises another man. 
17. The average Indian male doesn't fold his own clothes neatly.
18. The average Indian male has peed in public at least once in his life. 
19. The average Indian male enjoys jokes about women and so called victimised men. 
20. The average Indian male honks on the road. 
21. The average Indian male slurps.
22. The average Indian male wears a pair of jeans on a beach.
23. The average Indian male gossips.
24. The average Indian male wears at least one gold ornament.
25. The average Indian male holds another man's hand while walking on the road.
26. The average Indian male indulges in self pity.
27. The average Indian male thinks his moustache makes him very manly. 
28. The average Indian male thinks he is witty and humorous. 
29. The average Indian male doesn't mind roaming around topless. 
30. The average Indian male prefers beer over champagne.